June 2012
You know what's kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans. Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket. Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
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waitress: what would you like to drink me: the blood of my enemies waitress: me: waitress: me: waitress: is pepsi okay?
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May 2012
Maximum trolling: →
the-absolute-best-posts:
Get a bunch of people together in a cirlce and have them start yelling “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.”
Then have two people in the middle thumb wrestling.
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