darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

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"She wears all black
just like her soul
yet her heart is made of gold."

(via nyu-tah)

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ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

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sinkintomesail0r:

oppugno-forhaters:

ouch-rightinthefandom:

ccaseycakes:

uhhhhrachel:

onethickchick:

apr3tty1itt13chubbything:

mama-shoulda-named-me-whiskey:

if a guy doesnt look at you like that on your wedding day something is wrong

….my ex didnt…. shoulda been my first sign lol…..

Someday … maybe

I will always reblog this because I am so in love with this post.

These seriously make me so fucking happppppy

Oh my heart

Hermoso.

this is the only post that gives me hope about marriage oh my fuck 

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"For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth."

n.t. (via albinwonderland)

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australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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bolto:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

he has no nose??

bolto:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

he has no nose??

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yungbara:

bless gloria 

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spookyfiretruckingcupcake:

miss-love:

if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.

changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.

you’re the type of person this world needs

bless you

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perel:

you got it dude!!!

perel:

you got it dude!!!

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18004206969:

i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?

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